1 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:34,080 Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Betty. 2 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:25,755 Well, maybe not so little. 3 00:01:26,335 --> 00:01:29,115 At least not some parts of her. 4 00:01:54,175 --> 00:01:58,635 What I'm really trying to say is, she had large, 5 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:01,275 huge. 6 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:03,790 It's like this. 7 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:07,310 The kid had humongous tits. 8 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:35,740 But tits like these can be an advantage. 9 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:50,595 For soon, Betty bounced her way to California, 10 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:55,875 where she, her babe, began an exciting, 11 00:02:55,895 --> 00:02:58,755 meaningful career in Hollywood. 12 00:03:01,170 --> 00:03:03,150 Gotta change that. 13 00:03:04,370 --> 00:03:07,950 Bring on. Got that for pride's sake. 14 00:03:08,450 --> 00:03:10,130 If you're looking for your wand, buddy, 15 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,590 how's your hands on my ass? 16 00:03:36,740 --> 00:03:39,360 Hi. My name is Aniluzin. 17 00:03:39,395 --> 00:03:41,775 I know I need a little tote. 18 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:44,895 If you got little brains, you'd be dangerous. 19 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:52,830 Now I'm extremely proud to announce the world 20 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,830 famous little play out there, 21 00:03:54,830 --> 00:03:57,330 Buzz Day. 22 00:03:57,630 --> 00:03:58,190 Yeah. 23 00:03:58,190 --> 00:04:02,490 To present the girl with the biggest chest in the West, 24 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:06,285 the babe with more bounce 25 00:04:07,765 --> 00:04:08,885 to the end. 26 00:04:08,885 --> 00:04:13,285 And here they are for your pleasure, bouncing Betty Big 27 00:04:13,285 --> 00:04:15,985 Ones and her Fuzzome Buddy. 28 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,520 You and your two friends did good tonight, kid. Gee. 29 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,400 Thanks, Anita. 30 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,275 So when do we get a raise? 31 00:07:46,635 --> 00:07:49,435 Jesus. The acoustics in here are terrible. 32 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,535 I can't hear a word you're saying. 33 00:07:52,635 --> 00:07:54,695 Thank you, missus Scrooge. 34 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:56,295 I heard that. 35 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,500 Hi, Sandhya. Oh, hi, Betty. 36 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,380 Your costume just came back from the cleaners. 37 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:06,760 Oh, go ahead. Hi. 38 00:08:08,540 --> 00:08:11,960 Do you think they called too much attention to my tits? 39 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:15,745 Hi, Nookie. Hello, Betty. 40 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:16,865 Your agent called. 41 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:20,605 He wants you to get in his office tomorrow morning at eleven o'clock. 42 00:08:20,705 --> 00:08:24,465 Oh, no. His wife must be out of town again. 43 00:08:24,465 --> 00:08:28,945 No. This time he said he has something really big for you. 44 00:08:28,945 --> 00:08:30,045 Big? 45 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,740 This'll cover it. 46 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:37,320 Betty, wouldn't it be wonderful if this time it was for real? 47 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:40,900 Well, he did send me out on an audition last week. 48 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,395 And my horoscope says I'm due for a big break. 49 00:08:44,395 --> 00:08:44,635 Yeah. 50 00:08:44,635 --> 00:08:47,995 But that could mean you might trip and break one of your tits. 51 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:48,875 No. 52 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:52,395 My horoscope had a happy face on it. 53 00:08:52,395 --> 00:08:56,135 And besides, I will see Harry tomorrow. 54 00:08:56,235 --> 00:09:00,180 Hey, Nucky. You and what's her name are on in two minutes. 55 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:01,760 Okay, Warden. 56 00:09:04,020 --> 00:09:06,000 Break a leg, you two. 57 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:12,160 My goodness. She is shy, isn't she? 58 00:09:12,305 --> 00:09:15,005 Then the audience thinks I'm the dummy. 59 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,660 You heard me. 60 00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,820 Big Boobs are going the way of the buffalo. 61 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:33,500 Shh. What? 62 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:37,435 Not so loud. They're very sensitive. 63 00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,235 Oh, well, big boobs are great for nightclubs, 64 00:11:40,235 --> 00:11:42,155 but they're a bust for TV. 65 00:11:42,155 --> 00:11:45,515 Oh, yeah? What about that TV commercial audition last week? 66 00:11:45,515 --> 00:11:46,715 Yeah. But let me tell you. 67 00:11:46,715 --> 00:11:51,030 You told me I was perfect for that full figure bra commercial. 68 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:51,350 Yeah. 69 00:11:51,350 --> 00:11:53,350 But after a little market research, 70 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:58,210 the over the shoulder boulder holder bra company folded their tits. 71 00:11:59,030 --> 00:12:00,690 What do you suggest? 72 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,515 Take three inches off your tits. 73 00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,475 Wait a minute. 74 00:12:04,475 --> 00:12:08,075 I thought you might suggest acting lessons, tap dancing. 75 00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:08,635 Listen, Betty. 76 00:12:08,635 --> 00:12:12,155 If you could squeeze those two monsters in a size huge bra 77 00:12:12,155 --> 00:12:14,870 instead of a size humongous, next month, 78 00:12:14,870 --> 00:12:17,970 I can get you a booking for a TV program. 79 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:23,190 Oh, but they took so long to grow, and it's gotta be 80 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:24,870 hard to get three inches off. 81 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,750 Hey. I've never had any problem getting three inches off. 82 00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:33,125 I mean, it's, a cinch. Here, go see my brother, the diet maven. 83 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:36,005 Doctor Buzz Ranchey, 84 00:12:36,105 --> 00:12:39,365 founder and director of the Dubious Diet Institute? 85 00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:44,240 Oh, Betty, that's the Dubois Diet Institute. 86 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:48,220 Good old Buzz has been handling big tits all his life. 87 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:52,640 Well, Harry, I'll have to talk it over with my friends down at the club, 88 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,180 Cynthia and Nookie Monster. 89 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,560 Nookie Monster? 90 00:12:56,560 --> 00:13:00,195 Yeah. That's Lotta's prop, and he eats her every night. 91 00:13:00,195 --> 00:13:03,475 Oh, lucky monster. You don't mind, do you? 92 00:13:03,475 --> 00:13:06,575 Well, if it isn't me, it might as well be a monster. 93 00:13:07,075 --> 00:13:10,255 I mean about me talking to my friends. 94 00:13:10,515 --> 00:13:14,895 Me? Your good old uncle Harry? Oh, contraire. 95 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,480 Harry, you're not my uncle. 96 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,720 Uncle brother Smother, what's the difference? 97 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,080 We're not any relation. 98 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,720 We can have all the relations we want on my carpet. 99 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,400 I can't think of sex when you're talking about my tits. 100 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,795 Funny, that's the only thing I can think of when we're talking about your tits. 101 00:13:32,455 --> 00:13:35,235 Meanwhile, back at the club. 102 00:13:40,295 --> 00:13:44,195 The world famous little playhouse is pleased to present 103 00:13:44,350 --> 00:13:48,030 three feisty firecrackers who will light your fuse and make 104 00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,170 you wanna go bang. 105 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:56,410 Here they are, the dynamite dancers. 106 00:17:22,815 --> 00:17:25,215 And the plot thickens. 107 00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:26,460 You what? 108 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:29,820 I said I'm thinking about reducing the size of my tits. 109 00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:31,100 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 110 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:35,260 Let me turn around and make it easier for you to plunge the knife in. 111 00:17:35,260 --> 00:17:37,240 They're her tits, Anita. 112 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:38,440 Bullshit. 113 00:17:38,765 --> 00:17:43,565 Right now, those bazooms are the only thing between this place and the poor house. 114 00:17:43,565 --> 00:17:46,365 It's only three inches. Three inches. 115 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:50,585 Can mean the difference between coming or going. 116 00:17:51,565 --> 00:17:54,210 Listen. I'm gonna level with you. 117 00:17:54,330 --> 00:17:59,050 Those knockers of yours are the only thing that's keeping this place afloat. 118 00:17:59,050 --> 00:18:03,210 Look, Henry, every strip joint in town's got cute and cuddly 119 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:04,890 tits like Sen's. 120 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:07,445 Cute and cuddly don't sell tickets. 121 00:18:07,445 --> 00:18:10,465 I need every inch you can give me. 122 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:13,205 But I'm talking about my career. 123 00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:17,205 And I'm talking about Charlie Little's Little Playhouse, 124 00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:21,270 a veritable American institution and tourist trap, 125 00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:23,730 not to mention my bread and butter. 126 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:34,530 Oh, how I miss my sweet beloved Charlie. 127 00:18:35,805 --> 00:18:38,205 And he's not even cold in his grave yet. 128 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:42,105 Already the end grates are dumping on his bereaved widow. 129 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:44,605 Anita, I'm not dumping on you. 130 00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:47,545 Besides, Charlie's been dead two years. 131 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:52,180 That doesn't change the fact that that man was like a father 132 00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:55,040 to you girls and me too. 133 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,260 Well, he should have been more than a father to you. 134 00:18:58,260 --> 00:19:00,000 You married him. 135 00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,480 Just barely. 136 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:08,395 I mean, our marriage bed turned out to be his death bed too. 137 00:19:09,295 --> 00:19:11,835 One poppity was gone. 138 00:19:12,095 --> 00:19:15,295 But the the last thing that he whispered before he went, 139 00:19:15,295 --> 00:19:20,770 he said, you know, I love them dizzy graws down at the club. 140 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:28,130 You know, Benny, he always thought of you kids as his little girls. 141 00:19:32,230 --> 00:19:33,255 But 142 00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:36,175 instead of the easy life as Mrs. 143 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:42,635 Little, I get stuck with this ulcer trap and creditors up the wazoo. 144 00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:48,380 But, Betty, without you and my star 145 00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:51,900 attraction, we might as well close the doors. 146 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:55,900 I mean, you wouldn't wanna be responsible for sin and the 147 00:19:55,900 --> 00:20:01,080 Nookie Monster and and what's her name to be out of a job now, would you? 148 00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:03,785 Of course not, but But it's 149 00:20:04,365 --> 00:20:04,685 settled. 150 00:20:04,685 --> 00:20:06,045 What are you sitting there for? 151 00:20:06,045 --> 00:20:09,325 Get those two empty wallet tits of yours out on the stage. 152 00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,145 Empty wallet. 153 00:20:11,565 --> 00:20:16,025 I'll show you how to work empty wallet. 154 00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:35,510 Welcome to the Devoir Diet Institute, where the elite meet 155 00:25:35,510 --> 00:25:37,730 to watch what they eat. 156 00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:39,490 Hello. 157 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:43,430 I'm doctor Buzz Raunchy. And, hello, why don't you sit down? 158 00:25:43,430 --> 00:25:47,350 On my face. What did you say? Why don't you find a chair? 159 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:48,770 Any place. 160 00:25:54,985 --> 00:25:57,705 Oh, that lucky chair. 161 00:25:57,705 --> 00:25:59,065 I beg your pardon. 162 00:25:59,065 --> 00:26:01,880 I said you have a lovely, lovely hair. 163 00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,280 Oh, thank you. But that's not the problem. 164 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:06,660 The problem is my tits. 165 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,420 Your tits? I hadn't noticed them at all. 166 00:26:14,565 --> 00:26:15,665 Really? 167 00:26:15,845 --> 00:26:20,065 Oh, your brother said you were one of the biggest boobs around. 168 00:26:20,245 --> 00:26:23,825 Boob specialist. I think that's what he meant. 169 00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:26,625 Well, can you handle these? 170 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,530 Does a bear shit in the woods? What? 171 00:26:29,530 --> 00:26:32,090 Does does the chair fit good? 172 00:26:32,090 --> 00:26:33,290 I just want to know, 173 00:26:33,290 --> 00:26:36,010 do you have time to look at my boobs or don't you? 174 00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:39,610 I think I can squeeze your boobs in in. 175 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:40,975 Oh, goody. 176 00:26:40,975 --> 00:26:44,255 You see, if I don't lose three inches off my tits, your 177 00:26:44,255 --> 00:26:48,015 brother says that I'll lose a big TV series. 178 00:26:48,015 --> 00:26:51,595 Oh, you poor baby. 179 00:26:53,855 --> 00:26:56,315 Do you charge much, doctor? 180 00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:58,730 I usually charge one grand. 181 00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,230 One grand, 182 00:27:01,610 --> 00:27:05,930 Gee. I've always been known for the grand ones I give. 183 00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:10,385 Oh, I'd like one of your grand ones, miss big ones. 184 00:27:10,485 --> 00:27:15,985 Take three inches off my tits, and I'll give you three grand ones. 185 00:27:16,005 --> 00:27:20,245 A grand one for every inch you take off. 186 00:27:20,245 --> 00:27:23,445 Well, let's get started at once. Let me have a feel. 187 00:27:23,445 --> 00:27:25,700 I mean, let me feel. 188 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:35,160 Tell me, miss Big Ones, what did you eat last night? 189 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,040 Oh, yes. 190 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,765 I had a long, sweet, Polish 191 00:27:40,185 --> 00:27:40,825 sausage. 192 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:42,745 Oh, I see. 193 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:46,025 Miss big ones, you have a very unique problem. 194 00:27:46,025 --> 00:27:49,865 Most women gain weight in their hips, but you, you have 195 00:27:49,865 --> 00:27:51,700 kids that are like a magnet, 196 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:57,540 and they draw erbicaca maimi calorie in the silly cellular cell. 197 00:27:57,540 --> 00:28:02,240 And I want to say that Oh, my poor babies. 198 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:06,425 The nice doctor will take care of you. 199 00:28:08,685 --> 00:28:10,765 Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, 200 00:28:10,765 --> 00:28:12,505 I'll need some information. 201 00:28:13,085 --> 00:28:17,085 What size are the maracas in question? 202 00:28:17,085 --> 00:28:18,185 Huge? 203 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:23,440 Gigantic. 204 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,520 Humongous. 205 00:28:31,540 --> 00:28:35,345 Can you wet your lips and say do mongus while, 206 00:28:35,445 --> 00:28:38,245 fondling the, knockers in question? 207 00:28:38,245 --> 00:28:39,765 What in heaven's name? 208 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:43,525 Oh, coordination test, big ones, like patting your head 209 00:28:43,525 --> 00:28:45,665 and rubbing your tummy. 210 00:28:45,845 --> 00:28:47,745 Highly, highly scientific. 211 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,020 Well, in that case, 212 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,700 you. 213 00:29:03,345 --> 00:29:05,405 I kinda like that. 214 00:29:06,625 --> 00:29:09,405 It made my nipples hard. 215 00:29:09,985 --> 00:29:13,085 That's not the only thing you made hard. 216 00:29:13,665 --> 00:29:17,340 Now now we are going to take all your clothes off and I'm 217 00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:20,380 going to examine you from head to toe. 218 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:23,820 And after that, I'm going to examine you again. 219 00:29:23,820 --> 00:29:25,820 Why you been examining me twice? 220 00:29:25,820 --> 00:29:29,020 You should always have a second opinion. 221 00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:30,555 Oh, that makes 222 00:29:35,235 --> 00:29:35,795 sense. 223 00:29:35,795 --> 00:29:36,915 Oh, I can't. 224 00:29:36,915 --> 00:29:40,255 Oh, don't stop now, miss big ones. 225 00:29:40,915 --> 00:29:42,915 I don't feel right. Yet I should. 226 00:29:42,915 --> 00:29:46,570 I mean, after all, you are a doctor, aren't you? 227 00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:49,210 Oh, I'm a graduate. Some come loudly. 228 00:29:49,210 --> 00:29:52,810 Quackoing University of Medicine, class of sixty nine. 229 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:55,770 Now, miss Big Ones, please do not be shy. 230 00:29:55,770 --> 00:30:00,175 I am going to sit here with my hands on top of the desk, under 231 00:30:00,175 --> 00:30:04,635 the desk, in my snug, in my pants. 232 00:30:04,895 --> 00:30:09,595 What? Plants. People always keep stealing my plants. 233 00:30:11,455 --> 00:30:15,880 I mean, if you can't trust your doctor, who can you trust? 234 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,000 Oh, that's what I always used to say when I was a 235 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,920 gynecologist, a proctologist, a tree surgeon. 236 00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,060 Oh my god. 237 00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:28,865 I can't. No. 238 00:30:28,965 --> 00:30:30,405 I just can't. 239 00:30:30,405 --> 00:30:32,465 Why not? No. 240 00:30:35,285 --> 00:30:35,685 No. 241 00:30:35,685 --> 00:30:36,885 Why can't you? 242 00:30:36,885 --> 00:30:37,765 I just can't. 243 00:30:37,765 --> 00:30:40,760 It feels sturdy with just you here. 244 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:45,940 I need a room full of men staring at me, like down at the club. 245 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:51,240 Oh. 246 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,615 This goes deeper than I suspected. 247 00:30:58,075 --> 00:31:00,475 But first, before I prescribe a diet, 248 00:31:00,475 --> 00:31:05,095 I'm afraid you'll need the help of a psychiatrist to prepare for my plan. 249 00:31:05,610 --> 00:31:07,770 You mean, you want me to see a shrink? 250 00:31:07,770 --> 00:31:10,490 Well, if you want your boobs to shrink, well, 251 00:31:10,490 --> 00:31:12,870 first you'll have to see a shrinker. 252 00:31:13,130 --> 00:31:15,190 Here. Here's his kind. 253 00:31:15,370 --> 00:31:16,890 Doctor Lucifer Chase, 254 00:31:16,890 --> 00:31:20,235 your old world shrinking exercise suite six six six, 255 00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:22,455 libido professional building. 256 00:31:22,555 --> 00:31:27,035 Isn't that the building that's shaped like a penis over on envy street? 257 00:31:27,035 --> 00:31:27,275 Yes. 258 00:31:27,275 --> 00:31:29,495 Of course, that's the one. 259 00:31:32,635 --> 00:31:36,500 I'll hold you up and tell him to accept you. 260 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:45,160 Hello, noose. Yeah. It's Buzz. 261 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:50,845 You know that little favor I owe you? Well, it's payday. 262 00:31:52,305 --> 00:31:56,545 And soon So you see, Likshan, together we will create a 263 00:31:56,545 --> 00:31:59,585 positive mental attitude that will give you all the strength 264 00:31:59,585 --> 00:32:02,940 that you need to follow the strict diet of the wise doctor 265 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:03,420 Ranchin. 266 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:06,780 We call this in the medical profession see body sees doctor 267 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:07,820 Lipshutz. 268 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:09,420 My name isn't Lipshutz. 269 00:32:09,420 --> 00:32:13,020 It's big ones, but you can call me Betty. 270 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:16,795 Beautiful. Excellent, miss Betty. Remove all your clothes. 271 00:32:16,795 --> 00:32:19,435 But you're a psychiatrist. You're not a medical doctor. 272 00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:21,435 Why do you want me to remove all my clothes? 273 00:32:21,435 --> 00:32:24,875 You would cheat a psychiatrist out of all our kicks. 274 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:27,015 I'm sorry, doctor. 275 00:32:29,835 --> 00:32:31,575 Why do you stop? 276 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,090 I don't know. 277 00:32:33,090 --> 00:32:35,810 I guess it would be more natural if you clapped your 278 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:38,050 hands and yelled, take it off, doctor. 279 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:42,290 As you wish. Take it out, doctor. Take it out, doctor. 280 00:32:42,290 --> 00:32:43,810 Take it out, doctor. 281 00:32:43,810 --> 00:32:45,250 It's no use. 282 00:32:45,250 --> 00:32:48,155 So I got a bad case of cold tits. 283 00:32:48,495 --> 00:32:51,055 A little music might help. It does at the club. 284 00:32:51,055 --> 00:32:53,455 I agree. But you're gonna need more than music. 285 00:32:53,455 --> 00:32:55,535 I want you to watch the watch. 286 00:32:55,535 --> 00:32:59,755 Watch carefully, then just relax and empty your mind. 287 00:33:00,330 --> 00:33:01,930 Man, ra ra ra ra ra. 288 00:33:01,930 --> 00:33:04,170 You did that so quickly and loudly, my dear. 289 00:33:04,170 --> 00:33:07,850 I want you to concentrate on my voice. You will do as I say. 290 00:33:07,850 --> 00:33:10,250 I want you to lose all your inhibitions. 291 00:33:10,250 --> 00:33:11,370 Forget where you are. 292 00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:14,635 And when I play this music, I want you to take it all off. 293 00:33:14,635 --> 00:33:16,695 Take it all off. 294 00:33:17,915 --> 00:33:21,435 Hey, and now for the number one song for the number one station. 295 00:33:21,435 --> 00:33:22,155 You heard it here. 296 00:33:22,155 --> 00:33:23,355 Where hearing is believing, 297 00:33:23,355 --> 00:33:28,340 it's the unbelievable unreal bump belly band doing taking it 298 00:33:32,040 --> 00:33:33,140 off. 299 00:36:50,830 --> 00:36:52,190 What happened? 300 00:36:52,190 --> 00:36:57,505 What happened? You made my day. You made me feel sexy. 301 00:36:57,765 --> 00:37:02,405 I feel great too. Just like I do after making love. 302 00:37:02,405 --> 00:37:03,985 That is good. 303 00:37:04,005 --> 00:37:05,045 Thank you, doctor. 304 00:37:05,045 --> 00:37:09,525 Honey, I know now that I can take whatever tit diet 305 00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:14,100 doctor Ronchi can hand out, how can I repay you? 306 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:16,340 Well, now that you brought it up. 307 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,440 Then let's not let that go to waste. 308 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:24,560 Oh. God bless you, Sigmund, wherever you are. 309 00:37:27,255 --> 00:37:29,815 Back at doctor Raunchy's office. 310 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,175 It was wonderful. 311 00:37:31,175 --> 00:37:34,355 And then when he got me to lose all my inhibitions, 312 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:38,050 I gave him a grand one right out of his desk. 313 00:37:38,050 --> 00:37:41,250 On his desk? Do you like oak, pine, walnut? 314 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:42,370 How about plain boys? 315 00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:46,370 And then on the couch and on the floor and in the elevator. 316 00:37:46,370 --> 00:37:47,010 Hurry. 317 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:48,990 Pick a diet. Any diet. 318 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:53,615 The wonderful walla walla diet. 319 00:37:54,195 --> 00:37:57,295 Vegetable, vegetarian's delight. 320 00:38:01,315 --> 00:38:03,135 Day one, melons. 321 00:38:03,155 --> 00:38:05,615 Day two, leafy green vegetables. 322 00:38:05,795 --> 00:38:07,340 Day three. 323 00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,660 Hi there, cowboy. 324 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:13,500 Is your name 325 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,040 Jim Bob? 326 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:18,400 That's right, little, that's right, honey. 327 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,640 Is your last name Bob? 328 00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:22,905 Nope. Simcock. 329 00:38:25,085 --> 00:38:28,125 Oh. Simcock. That's a nice name. 330 00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:31,785 That's Simcock. What's yours beautiful? 331 00:38:32,205 --> 00:38:36,210 Pretty big ones. One sixty nine Boozum Boulevard. 332 00:38:36,210 --> 00:38:39,330 Telephone is five five five six nine six nine. 333 00:38:39,330 --> 00:38:40,290 Pardon number? 334 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:41,870 One six nine. 335 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:45,630 I got it. And you are gonna get it. 336 00:38:46,210 --> 00:38:48,510 What do you think of those melons? 337 00:38:49,545 --> 00:38:52,265 I call them a perfect pear. 338 00:38:52,265 --> 00:38:55,385 Oh, when will they be their juiciest? 339 00:38:55,385 --> 00:38:57,905 Oh, say around, 340 00:38:58,665 --> 00:39:00,485 eight o'clock tonight. 341 00:39:01,385 --> 00:39:02,965 I'll take them. 342 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:08,690 Now I'm supposed to have, 343 00:39:08,690 --> 00:39:11,570 leafy green vegetables all day tomorrow. 344 00:39:11,570 --> 00:39:14,750 Well, I got celery, spinach, lettuce. 345 00:39:17,065 --> 00:39:19,285 That sounds so boring 346 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,705 Show me your zucchini. 347 00:39:21,705 --> 00:39:23,225 You want zucchini? 348 00:39:23,225 --> 00:39:26,265 Well, I got your zucchini hunter right here. 349 00:39:26,265 --> 00:39:27,365 Oh, 350 00:39:28,345 --> 00:39:30,885 that's a nice zucchini. 351 00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:37,320 Kinda skinny but it's long enough and firm 352 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,460 enough to do the job. 353 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:44,740 Oh. Baby, I'll bring it over tonight. 354 00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:49,945 Yoo hoo, Edna. Come here and look at this man's zucchini. 355 00:39:51,165 --> 00:39:54,845 I haven't seen a zucchini like this since my uncle showed me a 356 00:39:54,845 --> 00:39:56,745 kiss in his garden. 357 00:40:07,580 --> 00:40:09,480 Later that night. 358 00:43:20,530 --> 00:43:21,810 Howdy, y'all. 359 00:43:21,810 --> 00:43:23,650 Honey. Hey. Honey. 360 00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:27,410 Tonight, the little old playhouse is pleased as punch 361 00:43:27,410 --> 00:43:30,210 to introduce to you our newest little filly. 362 00:43:30,210 --> 00:43:32,990 Introduce me to a couple big boobers. 363 00:43:33,490 --> 00:43:35,425 If you don't behave yourself, partner, 364 00:43:35,425 --> 00:43:38,525 I'll introduce you to a couple of big bouncers. 365 00:43:41,985 --> 00:43:45,905 Now, folks, how about a big hand clapping down 366 00:43:45,905 --> 00:43:49,430 home welcome for Susie Saddleback? 367 00:43:49,430 --> 00:43:50,530 Yeah. 368 00:45:02,745 --> 00:45:04,565 Oh, come on down. 369 00:46:30,725 --> 00:46:33,025 Good evening. The little playhouse. 370 00:46:33,045 --> 00:46:35,665 Yes. We're on Prairie Avenue. 371 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:40,040 Uh-huh. You might call us the little playhouse on Prairie. 372 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:43,240 Same to you, buddy. 373 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:47,820 Anita, look at the skunk bag I found 374 00:46:47,820 --> 00:46:49,065 that stage. 375 00:46:49,065 --> 00:46:52,585 Oh, drat. What were you doing back there? 376 00:46:52,585 --> 00:46:52,625 Me? 377 00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:53,765 Ho ho 378 00:46:54,265 --> 00:46:54,425 ho. 379 00:46:54,425 --> 00:46:58,985 Why, ma'am, I'm Doc Holiday of the roach control patrol, and 380 00:46:58,985 --> 00:47:03,285 you'll be happy to know that you are clean as a whistle. 381 00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:17,760 Betty. 382 00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,435 Doctor Ronji, where have you been? 383 00:47:19,435 --> 00:47:23,655 I've been trying to get out of that outfit on you is magnificent. 384 00:47:23,835 --> 00:47:27,735 You like it? Like it? I love it. 385 00:47:27,915 --> 00:47:30,315 Damn it. Is it a a deal? 386 00:47:30,315 --> 00:47:32,390 No, silly. The door's over there. 387 00:47:32,390 --> 00:47:34,390 This is a Bernie from Burbank. 388 00:47:34,390 --> 00:47:36,550 He makes hey. 389 00:47:36,550 --> 00:47:38,790 I've been trying to get you all week. 390 00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:41,030 I'm still trying to get you. What? 391 00:47:41,030 --> 00:47:43,510 I've been dying to get you to find out how many inches you've 392 00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:46,790 taken off your kids ever since that wonderful Walla Walla 393 00:47:46,790 --> 00:47:47,890 Diet. 394 00:47:48,065 --> 00:47:52,065 The wonderful walla walla diet didn't work. Oh. 395 00:47:52,065 --> 00:47:56,525 My kids are exactly the same size as they were before. 396 00:47:57,265 --> 00:48:00,750 Although, it was fun making kinky love in all the fruits 397 00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,350 and leafy vegetables. 398 00:48:02,350 --> 00:48:04,830 Making love in fruits and vegetables. 399 00:48:04,830 --> 00:48:08,750 Oh, call me a tractor and let me plow your crop from here 400 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,970 to follow follow me. 401 00:48:12,430 --> 00:48:15,345 No way. Jim Bob did that for me. Oh. 402 00:48:15,345 --> 00:48:19,185 We wallowed in melons on Monday, and we wallowed in 403 00:48:19,185 --> 00:48:20,785 lippy greens on Tuesday. 404 00:48:20,785 --> 00:48:23,265 And your kids didn't shrink from all of that? 405 00:48:23,265 --> 00:48:26,945 No. But Jim Bob started shrinking on Wednesday. 406 00:48:26,945 --> 00:48:29,870 That's when I decided I where you've been? 407 00:48:29,870 --> 00:48:32,830 Oh, I got evicted. I mean, I'm branching out. 408 00:48:32,830 --> 00:48:37,150 I am the first diet consultant, that makes house calls. 409 00:48:37,150 --> 00:48:39,230 Great idea. Lousy diet. 410 00:48:39,230 --> 00:48:41,950 I still have to get these three inches off. 411 00:48:41,950 --> 00:48:43,175 Oh, not to worry. 412 00:48:43,175 --> 00:48:47,635 I got the diet custom designed expressly for who? 413 00:48:47,895 --> 00:48:50,195 For what? What? 414 00:48:50,215 --> 00:48:52,755 I don't know yet. Go fish. 415 00:48:55,095 --> 00:48:59,720 The popular popcorn diet. Wow. Isn't that a coincidence? 416 00:48:59,720 --> 00:49:03,480 I was going to pop a kernel or two after the show. 417 00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:07,320 See? It's destined to work. It better, doc. 418 00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:11,540 Remember our deal? You don't get these off of me. 419 00:49:11,625 --> 00:49:14,585 You don't get that off on me. 420 00:49:14,585 --> 00:49:15,625 I mean, it'll work, Billy. 421 00:49:15,625 --> 00:49:19,225 It'll work. I can feel it in my bone. I get my bones. 422 00:49:19,225 --> 00:49:22,985 Now go home and pop those kernels and eat that popcorn. 423 00:49:22,985 --> 00:49:24,405 Now go, baby. 424 00:49:30,330 --> 00:49:31,610 Later that night. 425 00:49:31,610 --> 00:49:33,510 Here you go, Colonel. 426 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:38,310 Feel that baby. That's my chain of command. 427 00:49:40,305 --> 00:49:42,865 Oh, I'm about to capture your peach head. 428 00:49:42,865 --> 00:49:46,065 Oh, Colonel Colonel, that's dessert. 429 00:49:46,065 --> 00:49:48,465 Let's have our appetizer first. 430 00:49:48,465 --> 00:49:50,065 I can't wait for it, baby. 431 00:49:50,065 --> 00:49:54,640 Oh, I call it my kumquat popover surprise. 432 00:49:56,020 --> 00:49:58,900 Nothing says loving like putting something in your oven. 433 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:00,480 Oh, yes. 434 00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:02,360 Oh. 435 00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:03,940 Yes. 436 00:50:03,940 --> 00:50:08,595 I must confess, until tonight I never ate popcorn unless it was at the movies. 437 00:50:08,855 --> 00:50:14,135 Oh, well get ready colonel it's double feature time. 438 00:50:14,135 --> 00:50:16,195 Forty three d two. 439 00:50:16,775 --> 00:50:20,215 Wait. You mean forty three double d. 440 00:50:20,215 --> 00:50:24,100 Oh Colonel slow down. You're going lickety split. 441 00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:27,040 I've yet to meet a split. I didn't like to lickety. 442 00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:30,900 Oh, Colonel, turn on some music. 443 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:33,380 It makes me more hot and bothered that way. 444 00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,640 Oh, okay. 445 00:50:36,515 --> 00:50:37,715 Okay, baby. 446 00:50:37,715 --> 00:50:40,335 I'm ready for an inspection of your privates. 447 00:50:40,995 --> 00:50:43,315 Oh, but, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel, 448 00:50:43,315 --> 00:50:44,995 it's about your choice of music. 449 00:50:44,995 --> 00:50:46,835 What's wrong with my choice of music? 450 00:50:46,835 --> 00:50:49,315 Oh, it sucks more than I do. 451 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:52,520 Oh, just close your eyes and pretend 452 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:55,880 that the entire US army marching band 453 00:50:56,300 --> 00:50:58,840 waiting for your box office to open. 454 00:51:07,685 --> 00:51:11,125 I'm telling you, Betty, that raunchy character is no good. 455 00:51:11,125 --> 00:51:14,865 We'll find the right tit diet for you in one of these books. 456 00:51:14,885 --> 00:51:19,125 I hope so. My agent Harry says I've only got two weeks. 457 00:51:19,125 --> 00:51:21,185 Don't give up yet, kiddo. 458 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,840 And now for the number one song for the number one station, 459 00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,680 you heard it here, where hearing is believing, 460 00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:34,860 it's the unbelievable unreal bumpy belly man doing taking it out. 461 00:55:21,225 --> 00:55:23,305 Who says a library has to be? 462 00:55:23,305 --> 00:55:24,405 Stuffy. 463 00:55:25,225 --> 00:55:26,825 Now, now, let's keep it quiet. 464 00:55:26,825 --> 00:55:29,710 Some of us are trying to get naked. Knowledge. 465 00:55:32,770 --> 00:55:37,070 Later, at the fashionable Le Bleu Rinse Cafe. 466 00:55:37,970 --> 00:55:39,795 Yoo hoo, we're over here. 467 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:40,675 Sorry, we're late, 468 00:55:40,675 --> 00:55:43,855 but you know how involved the libraries can get. 469 00:55:44,195 --> 00:55:46,835 So, Betty, how's your new diet coming? 470 00:55:46,835 --> 00:55:50,115 Well, do they look any smaller? Anita's got a boyfriend. 471 00:55:50,115 --> 00:55:51,555 Anita's got a boyfriend. 472 00:55:51,555 --> 00:55:55,920 Shut up, mother. I'll sew your lips together. A boyfriend? 473 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:57,440 Come on, Anita. Fess up. 474 00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:59,360 Please. Please. Is it serious? 475 00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:01,900 Nothing a little penicillin wouldn't 476 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:02,800 care. 477 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:07,340 What's he do? Is he rich? Not too rich. 478 00:56:07,840 --> 00:56:09,015 Oh my God. 479 00:56:09,015 --> 00:56:11,155 He sounds wonderful. 480 00:56:11,495 --> 00:56:16,515 Well, actually, he came into the club a couple of weeks ago to see, you perform. 481 00:56:16,535 --> 00:56:18,695 But then he met me. 482 00:56:18,695 --> 00:56:23,710 And he told me I reminded him of his late beautiful wife. 483 00:56:23,710 --> 00:56:26,990 And it's been one mad quarrel ever since. 484 00:56:26,990 --> 00:56:29,550 You know, he's a real classy son of a bitch. 485 00:56:29,550 --> 00:56:31,290 What's his name? 486 00:56:31,550 --> 00:56:34,510 You'll meet him when the time is right. 487 00:56:34,510 --> 00:56:36,205 I'm very happy for you. 488 00:56:36,205 --> 00:56:38,825 I'd be happy just to find a waiter. 489 00:56:39,885 --> 00:56:41,385 What's that? 490 00:56:45,245 --> 00:56:47,465 Boy, that's one big fly. 491 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:49,580 I'm afraid to look. 492 00:56:49,580 --> 00:56:51,100 Okay, ma'am. Phyllis, your waiter. 493 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:54,300 I'll be most happy to reach down and retrieve the offending insect. 494 00:56:54,300 --> 00:56:55,960 Oh, please. 495 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,955 There's a little power. Oh. 496 00:57:00,955 --> 00:57:02,155 Will there be anything else? 497 00:57:02,155 --> 00:57:05,195 Oh, no. Thank you. Your hands were so strong and gentle. 498 00:57:05,195 --> 00:57:06,955 Yeah. Better to serve you, man. 499 00:57:06,955 --> 00:57:11,675 Oh. Maybe I'll get lucky and a spider will crawl up my leg. 500 00:57:11,675 --> 00:57:13,255 I'll get you menus. 501 00:57:13,980 --> 00:57:18,380 Oh, I was so sure the popular popcorn diet would have done the trick. 502 00:57:18,380 --> 00:57:20,860 No, doc. I did the trick. Oh? 503 00:57:20,860 --> 00:57:23,900 Not only did I get popcorn stuck between my teeth, 504 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:27,015 I got a kernel stuck between my legs all night. 505 00:57:27,015 --> 00:57:28,935 Not that I'm complaining. 506 00:57:28,935 --> 00:57:32,115 Well, popping Colonels is not for everyone. 507 00:57:33,735 --> 00:57:38,535 Oh, I enjoy popping the Colonel, but it did nothing for my tip. 508 00:57:38,535 --> 00:57:43,150 Your diet bombed. They're still humongous. Look at these. 509 00:57:43,150 --> 00:57:44,910 Well, I got plenty where that came from. 510 00:57:44,910 --> 00:57:46,190 Here, pick a diet, then you die. 511 00:57:46,190 --> 00:57:48,430 No. No. No, Jose. My girlfriends are right. 512 00:57:48,430 --> 00:57:49,710 You're nothing but a quack. 513 00:57:49,710 --> 00:57:51,955 Oh, Betty. Please give me another chance. No. 514 00:57:51,955 --> 00:57:53,375 Please, Betty. No. 515 00:57:56,355 --> 00:57:57,455 No. 516 00:58:00,435 --> 00:58:01,035 No. No. 517 00:58:01,035 --> 00:58:02,755 Well Oh, dear. 518 00:58:02,755 --> 00:58:03,315 Dear. 519 00:58:03,315 --> 00:58:06,035 I wasn't going to share you with any other doctor, 520 00:58:06,035 --> 00:58:10,050 but I hear that this one is really sharp. 521 00:58:10,870 --> 00:58:15,910 Doctor Sohang Acupuncturist. This is your last chance, doc. 522 00:58:15,910 --> 00:58:17,350 Oh, I'm sure it's going to work. 523 00:58:17,350 --> 00:58:21,170 In fact, I'm making a celebration for you and me tomorrow night. 524 00:58:21,190 --> 00:58:24,835 You're on next. I'll be right there. Okay. 525 00:58:24,835 --> 00:58:26,595 I'll go see this acupuncture. 526 00:58:26,595 --> 00:58:29,475 Until then, I'm gonna be on pins and needles. 527 00:58:29,475 --> 00:58:31,315 Oh, I'm sure he'll give you a cure. 528 00:58:31,315 --> 00:58:35,135 You won't feel a prick until our celebration. 529 00:58:38,190 --> 00:58:43,210 Oh, I wonder who the patron saint of grand ones is. 530 00:58:51,790 --> 00:58:53,530 Ladies and gentlemen, 531 00:58:53,875 --> 00:58:58,575 the Dynamite Dancers featuring Betty Big Ones. 532 01:02:09,825 --> 01:02:12,065 Hello. I'm Betty Big Winds. 533 01:02:12,065 --> 01:02:16,430 Oh, thank you for coming in. Are you hung? 534 01:02:16,430 --> 01:02:18,250 Like an ox. 535 01:02:18,510 --> 01:02:21,070 Oh, doctor Ronchi sent me. 536 01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:24,730 I'm changing my will. He's getting everything. 537 01:02:25,150 --> 01:02:27,315 What would you like me to do? 538 01:02:27,315 --> 01:02:30,015 Oh, dump the threads for starters. 539 01:02:30,355 --> 01:02:33,455 Well, I usually need some music. 540 01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,500 Oh my God. 541 01:02:45,680 --> 01:02:49,920 You're not gonna stick that thing in me, are you? Yes. 542 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:52,880 Do you mind? I don't know. 543 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,740 I've never seen anything so big. 544 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,685 I could say the same thing for you. 545 01:02:58,685 --> 01:03:00,205 Will it hurt? 546 01:03:00,205 --> 01:03:03,465 No. You only feel a little prick. 547 01:03:04,525 --> 01:03:05,625 Oh. 548 01:03:07,245 --> 01:03:08,765 Lovable, isn't he? 549 01:03:08,765 --> 01:03:11,485 Oh, yes. Does he have a name? 550 01:03:11,485 --> 01:03:14,290 I call him Ebenezer Scrooge. 551 01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:17,490 Why do you call him Ebenezer Scrooge? 552 01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:19,890 Because he's such a tight one. 553 01:03:19,890 --> 01:03:23,170 Oh, I think I know where you're coming from. 554 01:03:23,170 --> 01:03:25,410 Not yet, but soon. 555 01:03:25,410 --> 01:03:28,185 Oh, my legs have names too. 556 01:03:28,185 --> 01:03:29,785 What do you call them? 557 01:03:29,785 --> 01:03:32,485 My left leg is Christmas. 558 01:03:32,665 --> 01:03:35,145 My right one is New Year's. 559 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,705 Wanna come up between the holidays? 560 01:03:37,705 --> 01:03:39,920 Oh, I can't wait until then. 561 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:43,180 I'm coming right now. 562 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:54,125 Poor doctor Hong. 563 01:03:54,125 --> 01:03:56,265 And was he ever? 564 01:03:56,285 --> 01:03:58,925 Jesus, it says here he was only forty. 565 01:03:58,925 --> 01:04:01,385 Well, there goes another big one. 566 01:04:02,765 --> 01:04:07,305 I hope he's gone to that big pincushion in the sky. 567 01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:09,870 Come in. 568 01:04:09,870 --> 01:04:13,470 Hello, girlies. Hello, girlies. Stop. Wait a minute. 569 01:04:13,470 --> 01:04:17,150 Don't blame me for honk kicking off. Dying was not in the game. 570 01:04:17,150 --> 01:04:18,270 I've got another chance. 571 01:04:18,270 --> 01:04:19,550 Don't you listen to him, Betty? 572 01:04:19,550 --> 01:04:21,370 Here. Read this card. 573 01:04:21,895 --> 01:04:23,495 The swell swillman diet. 574 01:04:23,495 --> 01:04:25,415 Twelve glasses of water daily. 575 01:04:25,415 --> 01:04:27,895 No. Get out. Get out. Get out. 576 01:04:27,895 --> 01:04:31,095 Does that mean that you're not going to make love with me tonight? 577 01:04:31,095 --> 01:04:33,095 Oh. Oh. 578 01:04:33,095 --> 01:04:34,995 Lada, you're on. 579 01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:34,610 Later that night. 580 01:07:35,925 --> 01:07:37,025 Hello? 581 01:07:43,285 --> 01:07:46,645 Are you having an orgasm or an asthma attack? 582 01:07:46,645 --> 01:07:49,520 What are you wearing? 583 01:07:50,260 --> 01:07:54,880 I'm wearing my sexiest, skimpiest, negligee. 584 01:07:55,060 --> 01:08:00,185 The black see through one with a pair of bikini underwear. 585 01:08:00,185 --> 01:08:04,105 They're crotchless with pink little lips on them. 586 01:08:04,105 --> 01:08:08,745 And oh yes, I'm wearing my white fuzzy bunny slippers 587 01:08:08,745 --> 01:08:12,245 with pink ears and a pink nose. 588 01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:17,940 Tell me more about the fuzzy, bunny slippers. 589 01:08:19,000 --> 01:08:23,380 Just a minute. I need a banana. A banana? 590 01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:29,145 What are you doing to it? 591 01:08:31,245 --> 01:08:33,945 Are you licking it? 592 01:08:35,805 --> 01:08:37,385 Sucking it? 593 01:08:38,605 --> 01:08:39,245 Talk to me. 594 01:08:39,245 --> 01:08:40,110 Talk 595 01:08:46,550 --> 01:08:51,570 Tell me more about the fuzzy bunny that slippers. 596 01:08:55,455 --> 01:08:59,115 Oh, oh, yes. Back to the bunny slippers. 597 01:08:59,215 --> 01:09:02,015 I guess I fell in love with them 598 01:09:02,015 --> 01:09:04,575 because I like to Humphrey, 599 01:09:04,575 --> 01:09:06,635 Pumphrey like a bunny. 600 01:09:06,815 --> 01:09:11,470 Humphrey, bumpety. Oh, my god. 601 01:09:16,370 --> 01:09:19,010 Pardon me. This is the operator. 602 01:09:19,010 --> 01:09:22,910 I have an emergency phone call for a doctor Buzz Raunchy. 603 01:09:24,045 --> 01:09:27,305 Doctor Bunce Raunchy? Surprise. 604 01:09:29,005 --> 01:09:30,745 Surprise yourself. 605 01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:44,210 And now, folks, here's why everybody says Bouncing Betty 606 01:09:44,210 --> 01:09:47,710 Big Ones has the cleanest act in town. 607 01:15:00,995 --> 01:15:02,675 Company's coming. 608 01:15:02,675 --> 01:15:05,715 Oh, good. I love group orgasms. 609 01:15:05,715 --> 01:15:07,870 They're so healthy. No. 610 01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:10,410 I need my friends with me. 611 01:15:10,750 --> 01:15:12,410 Freak him in. 612 01:15:13,390 --> 01:15:17,450 Limbshan. Doctor. James, sir. I wish it'd been mainstream. 613 01:15:17,870 --> 01:15:20,510 Lucifer asked me to marry him. 614 01:15:20,510 --> 01:15:22,485 UW. Yeah. Yeah. 615 01:15:22,485 --> 01:15:26,085 We want you to come to the very I'm closing the club, 616 01:15:26,085 --> 01:15:30,405 and we're moving to Lucifer's estate in Austria. 617 01:15:30,405 --> 01:15:33,905 Oh, I feel like Julie Andrews. 618 01:15:34,165 --> 01:15:38,750 Just think, I'll be Baroness and need a little chase. 619 01:15:38,750 --> 01:15:42,410 I hope you'll both be very happy. What's wrong? 620 01:15:42,510 --> 01:15:45,470 Well, closing the club means I won't have this job. 621 01:15:45,470 --> 01:15:48,190 I'm certainly not gonna get my TV job. 622 01:15:48,190 --> 01:15:50,110 So, don't worry, Betty. 623 01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:54,965 I'm giving all you girls a generous bonus, your last week's salary. 624 01:15:54,965 --> 01:15:57,745 And I have a very special gift for you. 625 01:15:58,725 --> 01:16:02,385 Fosse Dick's fat farm baked tits are specialty? 626 01:16:02,565 --> 01:16:03,765 I can't afford. 627 01:16:03,765 --> 01:16:04,885 Don't worry. 628 01:16:04,885 --> 01:16:08,565 After all the times you jiggled your ass and those jugs are for 629 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:11,310 me, fat farm's the least I can do for you. 630 01:16:11,310 --> 01:16:14,190 Can they really get these inches off? 631 01:16:14,190 --> 01:16:19,070 I've hired Enrique fondue to be your personal body buddy. 632 01:16:19,070 --> 01:16:24,325 Enrique fondue, the health and happiness guru who was on TV? 633 01:16:24,325 --> 01:16:24,725 Yes. 634 01:16:24,725 --> 01:16:26,245 The same second he won. 635 01:16:26,245 --> 01:16:30,165 But if anybody can get those three inches off, he can. 636 01:16:30,165 --> 01:16:32,545 And we must be off. 637 01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:36,560 Bye, kids. 638 01:16:39,620 --> 01:16:43,700 And reek it, but dude, get ready for the 639 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:46,480 biggest challenge yet. 640 01:16:48,675 --> 01:16:53,775 Old mister Fosdick had a farm, e I e I o. 641 01:16:53,795 --> 01:16:59,135 And on this farm, they had some tits, e I e I o. 642 01:17:02,990 --> 01:17:05,470 Now now now girls, let's not get catty. 643 01:17:05,470 --> 01:17:08,030 I know I've been away from the TV screen for a couple of 644 01:17:08,030 --> 01:17:10,110 years, but I was busy eating. 645 01:17:10,110 --> 01:17:12,490 I'm just kidding. Bullshit. 646 01:17:12,665 --> 01:17:16,665 Do you like the new punk look? Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. 647 01:17:16,665 --> 01:17:19,785 I'm still missing my new body body Betty. 648 01:17:19,785 --> 01:17:23,385 If you girls happen to see a fat chick shaped like me, it's 649 01:17:23,385 --> 01:17:25,125 probably her. 650 01:17:25,650 --> 01:17:27,310 Oh, hi, honey. 651 01:17:27,490 --> 01:17:28,050 Shit. 652 01:17:28,050 --> 01:17:30,290 Look at those tits. 653 01:17:30,290 --> 01:17:32,530 Hi. Are you Enrique Sandu? 654 01:17:32,530 --> 01:17:33,890 Yes. Are you? 655 01:17:33,890 --> 01:17:36,770 I'm your new buddy buddy Betty big one. 656 01:17:36,770 --> 01:17:39,145 Oh, Jesus. We better get started. 657 01:17:39,145 --> 01:17:42,185 Taking three inches off those maracas is like taking three 658 01:17:42,185 --> 01:17:44,505 quarts of water from a stone. 659 01:17:44,505 --> 01:17:48,325 Are you ready to boober size? Yeah. 660 01:17:48,585 --> 01:17:50,085 Hit it, girls. 661 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:54,760 That's it for me, girls. 662 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:55,880 Like I've always said, 663 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:59,400 no sense me doing anything you can do for yourself. 664 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:03,700 Now, buddy buddy Betty, get those boobies bouncy. 665 01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:06,095 Hit 666 01:18:10,835 --> 01:18:11,935 it. 667 01:18:14,675 --> 01:18:18,735 Mercy, the Richter scale in the states must be going bananas. 668 01:18:33,650 --> 01:18:37,465 Love that that fool, lift that tip, get a little better and 669 01:18:37,465 --> 01:18:39,065 the dress will get it. 670 01:18:39,065 --> 01:18:43,525 Told that fool, lift that tip, get a little better. 671 01:18:45,225 --> 01:18:48,130 Oh, a double decker avalanche. 672 01:18:56,470 --> 01:18:59,410 Oh, no. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 673 01:19:10,045 --> 01:19:11,545 Wrap time. 674 01:19:19,230 --> 01:19:20,570 That's it. 675 01:19:34,735 --> 01:19:35,835 Hi. 676 01:19:36,015 --> 01:19:40,095 Gee, they should start early around here, like boot camp. 677 01:19:40,095 --> 01:19:42,395 I mean, boot camp. 678 01:19:44,015 --> 01:19:47,740 Oh, two more days. I'm gonna be dead. 679 01:19:47,740 --> 01:19:51,420 For sister, Fondue is one tough mother. 680 01:19:51,420 --> 01:19:54,780 Still number one at the number one station is the number one 681 01:19:54,780 --> 01:19:57,180 group, the Butt Belly Band doing. 682 01:19:57,180 --> 01:19:58,840 Taking it off. 683 01:21:41,150 --> 01:21:42,650 Taking it up. 684 01:21:48,110 --> 01:21:49,930 Taking it up. 685 01:23:29,355 --> 01:23:31,175 Send in the boobs. 686 01:23:32,075 --> 01:23:34,775 Ready to measure your maracas, mama? 687 01:23:38,490 --> 01:23:39,590 Uh-huh. 688 01:23:40,730 --> 01:23:43,910 Oh, dear. Oh, no. 689 01:23:44,330 --> 01:23:47,370 There is a god. Betty, we did it. 690 01:23:47,370 --> 01:23:49,750 Your tits are no longer humongous. 691 01:23:49,775 --> 01:23:53,755 You've lost three inches. Now, you're only huge. 692 01:23:54,175 --> 01:23:55,275 Oh, 693 01:25:13,035 --> 01:25:17,835 And so, bouncy, berry big ones had won her battle 694 01:25:17,835 --> 01:25:19,575 with mother nature. 695 01:25:19,995 --> 01:25:23,015 She had gotten her boobs down from 696 01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:24,760 positively humongous 697 01:25:25,180 --> 01:25:27,240 to simply huge. 698 01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:35,180 And of course, true to his word, her agent, Harry 699 01:25:35,180 --> 01:25:39,455 Raunchy, was able to snatch her a great 700 01:25:39,455 --> 01:25:41,115 TV role. 701 01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:49,890 That's our show for this week, kids. 702 01:25:49,890 --> 01:25:53,730 Join me next week for little Betty's schoolroom where I'll 703 01:25:53,730 --> 01:25:55,810 teach you a thing or two. 704 01:25:55,810 --> 01:25:59,890 Until then, remember, if you can't play with each 705 01:25:59,890 --> 01:26:02,510 other, play with yourself. 706 01:26:03,410 --> 01:26:05,345 Bye bye, boys and girls. 707 01:26:05,345 --> 01:26:06,945 That's a wrap. You got five minutes. 708 01:26:06,945 --> 01:26:08,065 Sister Mary's here, Betty, 709 01:26:08,065 --> 01:26:10,285 so then we'll do tomorrow's interview. 710 01:26:31,735 --> 01:26:34,115 Isn't she the living in?